i was an internt at nick jr,i was poor and desperate at the time so i only wiorked for $5 and a bag of whole wheat bread. i went to work one day wrer they wrere screening the new spongebob episode to show to all the viewers before they show it on tevee.
the lights hshut of before the movie played i
the titel screen was normal except for the music was backwards and sounded like an eveil satanic woodle-lool. i was scared so much i ate my own shoelances. the eipsodes tareted with a picture of spongebobs pineapple house but the house was odd everything was destroyed as if there was a struggle of insanity inside :( it then cut to a gary but he was dead and gory with blood all over him
"cool" said the guy behind me being a fucking loser as usual.
it then showed a scene where spongebob was in a dooctors office and the doctor fish frmo the foofcie said "Spongebob your heart is dead im so sorry" spongebob then started ceying but this didn't sound like usual crying it was oddly hyperrealistic as if someone was actually crying could it be the crying was from an actualy crying person or the crying was cries from a professional crying person crying
crying
spongebob awas walking down road to house before he saw squidward who said
"hey purified water spongebob,i ehard youre now a black"
i can believ they would say the word black,this traumatized me due to my childhood filled with my father calling me a black even though im clearly normal..
it cut to a scene were spongebob hanging squidward dfomr the sceiling fan and turning it on
"bye squidwar ;p" said sponge as he killed squirdwaord.
patrick btroke down the door and said "fat" but got dissembowlede by spngebob
"fuck"
DID SPONGEBOB JUST SAY FUCK
at this point the audeince vomited becasue of the language,that was so disguisting that everyone ran out,except me ofcourse im not a faggot.
Spognge bob then turned to tehs creen and said
"order up" suddenly his hand burst from teh screen and ripped my foreskin off
ever since that day i have never watched spongebob ever agin